Hutch Day 6 Hmmmm?

First of all, I would like to show my deep sympathy for the Danger Ranger and all of the love and fun times it has shown us...it will surly be missed.

So this pain medication is making me think of some weird stuff...for instance, I am trying to keep my daily calorie intake to 2000 per day. As a fat person, I have tried to think of loopholes around this...example...I can eat 1 lb of hamburger meat, but that's almost 1000 calories, so half of my food intake for the day is almost gone. Using my fat brain, I came to the realization that if I found a food that had a low number of calories, I could pretty much eat all day and be back to normal because it would take more of that food to fulfill my 2000 calories...BRILLIANT! So, it made me wonder...and if this grosses you out I apologize, but how many calories does a booger have? It's a legitimate question! In my study, I found that mucus itself would have to have calories, and each booger would then have a different calorie intake depending on the ratio of mucus to inhaled dust within said booger. My findings...boogers have no calories! I can eat as many as I want everyday if I so choose! Snack Time! Out!